It's the Spring Equinox today and you can stand a broom up all by itself and it won't fall over. The earth's axis is spinning evenly. Supposed to be able to get an egg to stand on end too but mine didn't. I am boiling some now to see if that makes a difference. Do you feel balanced today?
Editor update: Here's the egg. It worked boiled but I had to put it on this coffee filter. I think the counter was too slippery for it.